when people call me fat
According to chemistry, alcohol IS a solution.
remember when niggas had they voicemail set up to sound like they answered the phone. like you call and it go “wassup” u start talkin and it say “sike nah this my voicemail” now u lookin dumb as hell like
people who feel comfortable pooping anywhere other than their house are not to be trifled with
the only way I’ll wake up early
japanese prank shows are on a whole other level